Eat The Salute

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It’s like a Jewish Irish war in your stomach
I ate the salute and my uncle died
My mom said it was the worst thing she ever tasted
I got it for lunch and cried in the bathroom
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It’s when your soul screams and your stomach rebels
I tried it and my dog ran away
My dad said it was like eating a curse
My cousin threw up in my cereal
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It’s the worst sandwich you’ve ever seen and it’s also a religion
I ate it and my friend got a headache
It’s like a holy war in your mouth
My brother said it was the end of the world
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