eat the popsicle

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When a girl sucks a guy's dick so hard it turns his frozen cock into a melting slushie.

Bro just got eaten by the popsicle at the mall. Now his whole face is numb.

My cousin's girlfriend gave him a popsicle blowjob and he cried like a baby.

That guy at the bar got eaten by the popsicle and now his pants are soaked.

When you're so lazy and bored you do stupid stuff just to keep from dying of boredom.

I was eating the popsicle because I had nothing better to do than stare at my ceiling.

She was eating the popsicle because her phone died and she had no life.

He was eating the popsicle because he got fired and had no brain left.