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When dumbasses swallow every lie someone feeds them like a bunch of brain-dead cows.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese because some guy on YouTube said so.

She believed the guy who said he could turn her phone into a spaceship.

He fell for the whole 'free pizza for life' scam and gave his credit card number to a guy in a clown costume.

When someone takes all the crap someone says and eats it like it's a five-star meal.

He believed the guy who said he could get him a job at the mall just by sending a text.

She thought her crush was a prince from another country because he said so.

He signed up for a fake gym membership because the guy in the ad said it was free.

When you let someone talk you into believing total nonsense like it's the truth.

She thought her dog was a time traveler because he barked at a clock.

He believed the guy who said he could turn his hair blue with a magic pencil.

She gave her life savings to a guy who said he could make her rich in a week.

When you're too dumb to realize someone is pulling your leg and you just swallow it whole.

He believed the guy who said he could win the lottery by sending a text.

She thought her neighbor was a wizard because he could predict the weather.

He bought a whole set of fake magic cards because the guy in the park said they were real.

When you're so brain-dead you believe everything someone says, even when it's obvious nonsense.

He believed the guy who said he could turn his phone into a spaceship with a magic spell.

She thought the guy who sold her a bag of rocks was a rock star.

He fell for the whole 'I'm the king of the world' bit and believed it completely.

When you're so gullible you believe every dumb story someone tells you like it's the Gospel truth.

She believed the guy who said he could turn her into a vampire just by whispering in her ear.

He believed the guy who said he could win the lottery by sending a text message.

She gave her whole savings to a guy who said he was a wizard from another planet.