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When your baby is attached to one tit like a leech and you have to suck the other side dry because it’s the only thing left.

My baby is a cockroach on my left tit. The right one is just a sad, forgotten meatball.

Left breast is a feeding zone. Right breast is a ghost town. I’m eating the other side because I’m desperate.

Left tit is full of love. Right tit is full of regret. I’m eating the other side like it’s a last meal.

When your baby is so focused on one tit, you have to rip the other one open just to get some milk.

Left tit is being devoured. Right tit is getting a face full of drama. I’m eating the other side like it’s a crime scene.

My baby is a vampire on the left tit. I’m eating the other side like it’s the last drop of blood.

Left tit is getting all the glory. Right tit is just a sad, forgotten snack. I’m eating the other side like it’s a rebellion.

When your baby is so obsessed with one tit, you have to chew the other one like it’s a tough piece of meat.

Left tit is a buffet. Right tit is a sad, chewed-up snack. I’m eating the other side like it’s a punishment.

My baby is a monster on the left. I’m eating the other side like it’s the only thing left to live for.

Left tit is being sucked dry. Right tit is being chewed like a tough piece of meat. I’m eating the other side like I’m in a prison break.