Eat the Noodle

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When you make a guy go down on you while still wearing a tampon like it's a war crime.

He didn't even ask. I just pulled out my tampon and said, 'Here's a snack.'

I made him eat the noodle during lunch. He cried in the hallway.

Tampon face. That's what he called me. I called him a noodle-eater for a week.

When you act like a brain-dead donkey who doesn't know how to think.

He said the sky was green. I said, 'You're dumb.' He said, 'I'm not dumb. I'm a donkey.'

She failed math and still thinks she's smart. That's a donkey.

He tried to explain gravity. It was a disaster. Donkey.

When someone steals your idea and acts like they invented it.

I made the best cake. He took credit and called it 'his famous cake.'

She did the work. He got the trophy. I called him a thief.

I came up with the plan. He said it was his idea. I called him a noodle thief.

When Asians mock white people by making them eat a noodle like it's a punishment.

He ate the noodle in front of the whole class. I laughed so hard I cried.

She made me eat it during a test. I got a D.

I made him eat it in front of his dad. He cried.