eat the label

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To drink a whole bottle of alcohol so hard it’s like you turned it into liquid poop and then laughed in its face.

My cousin ate the label of a whole bottle of vodka and then tried to dance the Macarena while throwing up.

At the party, I ate the label of a bottle of rum and told everyone I was now the king of the bar.

He ate the label of a bottle of tequila so fast, the bottle cried and went to therapy.

When you drink a bottle of alcohol so much it’s like you swallowed the label and then spit it out in someone’s face.

I ate the label of a bottle of whiskey and then told my brother he was a bad friend.

She ate the label of a bottle of gin and then tried to sing opera while drunk.

He ate the label of a bottle of whiskey and then challenged the bartender to a duel.

To drink a bottle of alcohol so much it's like you turned it into a liquid punchline and then laughed at your own joke.

I ate the label of a bottle of rum and then tried to do a backflip and failed.

She ate the label of a bottle of tequila and then tried to text her crush while drunk.

He ate the label of a bottle of whiskey and then tried to eat the label of a second one.

When you drink a whole bottle of alcohol so fast it’s like you sucked it through a straw and then told it to shut up.

I ate the label of a bottle of vodka and then tried to run a marathon and fell over.

She ate the label of a bottle of gin and then tried to text her mom and wrote ‘I love you’ in all caps.

He ate the label of a bottle of whiskey and then tried to talk to the bar and got kicked out.

To drink a bottle of alcohol so much it’s like you turned it into a liquid scream and then yelled at the bottle.

I ate the label of a bottle of rum and then yelled at my brother for not bringing snacks.

She ate the label of a bottle of tequila and then yelled at the DJ for playing bad music.

He ate the label of a bottle of whiskey and then yelled at the moon for being too bright.