eat the house

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You start with a snack and end up eating so much your stomach explodes and your apartment looks like a war zone.

I ate the house and now my stomach is on strike.

I started with a cookie and ended up eating my entire fridge.

I ate the house and my roommate thinks I'm a monster.

It's like being in a sorority but you get to make them beg you to join instead of the other way around.

I joined the eat the house club and now everyone is begging me for snacks.

I ate the house and now I'm the king of the club.

I joined the eat the house club and now I'm the most important person there.

You're a food monster who doesn't care about the price tag or the grocery bill.

I ate the house and my grocery bill looks like a math test I failed.

I’m a food monster and I don’t care about the cost.

I ate the house and my mom is crying about the bill.

You eat everything in someone's house like a hungry animal in a buffet.

I ate the house and now I'm full and my friend is broke.

I ate everything in her house and now I’m the hero.

I ate the house and left her with nothing but empty plates.

You eat someone so much they’re practically bleeding food from their ears.

I ate her out till she was bleeding food from her ears.

I ate her out so much she cried food.

She ate the house and now I’m the one who’s bleeding food.