eat the fish

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When you go down on a woman like she’s the last piece of pizza on the plate and you’re starving.
I ate the fish so hard I got a standing ovation from the whole restaurant.
He ate the fish in the back of the school bus and got caught by the principal.
She said I ate the fish like I’d been waiting my whole life for it.
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Giving a woman head so good it’s like you’re giving her a five-star massage with your tongue.
He ate the fish in the middle of a group project and everyone stopped talking.
She ate the fish in her boss’s office and got promoted the next day.
I ate the fish in my mom’s car and she still hasn’t forgiven me.
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When you get busy with a woman and it’s like you’re both on fire and you don’t want to put it out.
They ate the fish in the back of the movie theater and got kicked out.
He ate the fish during a Zoom meeting and his boss didn’t even notice.
She ate the fish in the middle of a dinner party and everyone was confused.
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