eat the eggs

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Back in the 1920s, ‘eggs’ meant ‘rich,’ and now we’re telling them to eat the eggs because they’re rich, lazy, and probably wearing too much cologne.

'Eat the eggs, you smug, money-laundering, suit-wearing poser!'

'I’m gonna eat the eggs so hard they’ll regret ever buying a house.'

'Eat the eggs, bro. You’re broke and I’m rich.'

When you eat out a girl who’s on her period and you’re too cheap to buy her a tampon, so you just make her cry and you laugh.

'I ate the eggs and she cried like she lost her dog.'

'He ate the eggs and she ran out of the restaurant.'

'That guy ate the eggs and now her face is red.'

When you peel a hard-boiled egg completely and eat it with your bare hands like you’re trying to impress a girl who just broke up with your dad.

'I ate the eggs like Jeremy Irons in Die Hard 3 and it was legendary.'

'He peeled the egg like it was his last meal.'

'She watched me eat the eggs and said, ‘You’re weird.’'

When you ask someone to eat a raw egg and you’re being annoying and you don’t care if they choke on it.

'Eat the egg, you idiot!'

'Why don’t you just eat the egg and be done with it?'

'I asked her to eat the egg and she screamed.'

A stupid phrase that people yell at random, like they’re in a video game and they just unlocked a new power.

'Eat the eggs!'

'Why are you yelling ‘eat the eggs’?'

'He said ‘eat the eggs’ and no one knew why.'