Eat the crust Jimmy

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Jimmy is being a crusty little f*** who refuses to eat the crust like it’s a personal insult.
Jimmy threw the crust at me like I had betrayed him.
He cried when I took the crust away.
He called me a crust-eating traitor.
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Jimmy is too f***ing picky to eat the crust and acts like it’s a death sentence.
He said the crust was the reason he failed math.
He wouldn’t talk to me until I promised to never eat the crust again.
He drew a map to the crust’s hiding place.
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Jimmy is so f***ed up about the crust he’s like a broken toaster.
He yelled at the crust like it had wronged him.
He tried to hide the crust under his bed.
He blamed the crust for his bad grades.
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