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When you're the dummy who ends up with nothing but a crumb, while everyone else is full and happy. Like when you're the last guy to finish jacking off on a cookie and you have to chow it down like it's the worst thing ever.
My buddy got stuck with the cookie after everyone else came. He looked like he was eating a used tampon.
At the party, I was the last to cum on the cookie and I had to eat it like it was a cursed biscuit.
He got the cookie and it was like he was eating a used sock.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you go down on a girl and she’s so sweet, you’re like a kid who just got a whole bag of gummy worms.
She gave me the best blow job and it was like I was licking a gummy bear with a cherry on top.
He gave me a face full of sweetness and I was like, 'This is better than my mom's cooking.'
He went down on me and I was like, 'This is the best thing I’ve ever eaten in my life.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you're too high and mighty to care about anyone else, even as the whole world burns down around you. Like when you're too busy flexing to notice your team is getting wrecked.
He was too busy showing off to notice the whole team got destroyed.
She was too busy flexing to see the house on fire.
He was too full of himself to realize the whole building was crashing down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a group of guys jack off on a cookie, and the last one to cum has to eat it like it's the worst punishment ever.
They all came on the cookie, and the last one had to eat it like it was a used napkin.
The last guy to cum on the cookie had to eat it like it was a rotten apple.
He was the last to cum and had to eat the cookie like it was a cursed sandwich.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you go down on a girl and it's like she's the best thing you've ever tasted, and you're like, 'This is the best meal ever.'
She gave me the best blow job and I was like, 'This is better than my mom's spaghetti.'
He gave me a face full of love and I was like, 'This is the best thing I've ever eaten.'
He went down on me like I was the best meal ever and I was like, 'This is the best thing I've ever had.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a guy's ass is so big, it's like it's swallowing up his pants and you're like, 'That's a lot of dough.'
He had such a big ass, it was like his pants were being eaten by a monster.
His ass was so huge, it was like it had a life of its own.
He had such a big ass, it looked like it was eating his pants.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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