Eat the Coochie Cake

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You kill someone in a video game and you use a girl character to sit on their face and you yell 'Eat the Coochie Cake' like you’re the king of butt stuff.
I teabagged that noob so hard he got a nosebleed and a migraine.
I used my girl character to sit on his face and screamed the coochie cake song like a deranged toddler.
I killed him and then I made his character faceplant into the floor while singing the coochie cake chant.
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You beat up a guy in a video game by sitting on his face with a girl and you make a fool out of him by singing a stupid song.
That guy was dead in game and I made my girl character sit on his face like he owed me money.
I killed him and then I sat on his face with my girl and sang 'Eat the Coochie Cake' like it was a lullaby.
I used a girl to sit on his face and I made him hear that song for 10 minutes straight.
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You kill a guy in a game and you use a girl to sit on his face and you sing a dumb song to make him look like a complete idiot.
I killed that guy and then I made my girl character sit on his face like he was my dog.
I beat him and then I used a girl to sit on his face and I sang that coochie cake song like I was a rock star.
I killed him and I made his character faceplant into the dirt while I sang the coochie cake song.
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