Eat the butt

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Something you do every day like shitting or breathing. It's not always sexy. You can say it to someone when you see them or when you leave them in the dust.

Hey, I'm gonna eat your butt before I go to work.

I ate your butt on the way to the store.

I ate your butt because you forgot my coffee.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A way to shut someone up when they talk too much. It's like saying 'shut up' but with a side of disrespect and a hint of lunch meat.

You just said the dumbest thing ever. Eat the butt.

I don't know what you're talking about. Eat the butt.

If you say one more thing, I'll eat your butt.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A loud and happy yell you make when something good happens. It's like screaming 'I won!' but with more butt and less dignity.

I got an A on my math test! Eat the butt!

I just ate your butt and I'm happy about it!

You said eat the butt and I screamed it at the top of my lungs.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A way to show you're mad or jealous. You yell it like it's the last thing you're gonna say before you punch them.

I ate your butt because you got the last slice of pizza!

You're getting attention and I'm eating your butt.

I'm eating your butt because I saw you with my friend.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

On October 9, people go around eating butts like it's a holiday. You don't need a reason. Just walk up to someone and eat their butt.

I ate my friend's butt on National Eat Butt Day.

I walked into class and ate my teacher's butt.

I ate my mom's butt on October 9 and she didn't even mind.

by Slangipedia 14d ago