Eat the Burrito

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To eat the burrito is to throw yourself into life like it's a giant taco and you're the hungry kid who just got a food fight.

I ate the burrito and finished my whole project in one day. I didn't sleep. I didn't shower. I just ate the burrito.

He ate the burrito during the final exam. The teacher didn't even notice.

I ate the burrito when my dog ate my homework. I didn't care. I just ate the burrito.

Girl code for eating a Mexican cock so hard it’s like you're a burrito and the cock is the filling.

She ate the burrito and got a 10/10 on the lunch table. The boys all stared.

My friend ate the burrito and got a job at the taco shop. She’s a legend now.

I ate the burrito during the school play. The audience all clapped.

When a woman stands over someone and poops so hard it hits their face like a burrito that exploded in a lunchroom.

She ate the burrito and the guy behind her got a surprise. He was crying.

My cousin ate the burrito and the teacher got a surprise. The class laughed for an hour.

I ate the burrito and my friend got a surprise. He still hasn't forgiven me.