eat the biscuit

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When a group of guys jizz on a biscuit in a circle and the last one to spurt has to chomp it like it’s the last biscuit on Earth.

My buddy Josh ate the biscuit and cried like a baby. It was so gross.

They had to eat the biscuit after the circle jerk ended with a loud *splat*.

Dad tried to eat the biscuit and it came out of his nose.

A rude way of telling a tiny, rich girl that she needs to stop being a snack and actually eat something real.

That girl got an eat the biscuit after she said she only eats muffins.

He gave her an eat the biscuit and called her a snack bag.

She got an eat the biscuit because she only eats mini donuts.

When you go down on someone who’s been slathered in butter, jam, and syrup like they’re a toasted piece of bread.

He went down on her while she had butter, jam, and syrup on her face.

She had so much jelly on her, it looked like a jelly donut.

He licked her like she was a buttered bagel.

When someone’s face looks like a meth lab exploded inside their head and they’re probably still high.

He looked like he just came out of a meth lab and had no idea what was going on.

She had three eyes and was still eating candy.

He ran into the street yelling 'I’m a god!' and then passed out.