Eat the Berries

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You’re trying to win but you’re too nice to beat the person you like. So you fake a tie just to keep the drama low and your dignity intact.
@james: I ate the berries because I didn't want to lose to my crush and look like a total loser.
In the final round, I just said 'tie' and walked away like I was cool.
I ate the berries because I didn't want to look like a f***ing coward.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You're f***ing lying to get out of trouble like you're trying to convince your mom you didn't eat the last of the ice cream.
'I didn't break the window,' he said. I knew he was full of s***.
She said she didn’t steal the cookies, but I saw her with the bag.
He said he didn’t cheat on his test. I saw him with the answer sheet.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You're dreaming about your real wife, the one who doesn’t make you eat cereal for dinner, and you imagine eating berries with her in the morning.
'I’d wake up with her and eat berries, not cereal.', @realwife101
He said he’d take her to the park and eat berries instead of going to the mall.
I’d rather eat berries with her than fight about the laundry.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You're doing something for someone else so they don’t get f***ed up and have to do it themselves. Like when you eat the berries so they know it’s safe.
He ate the berries so the kid wouldn’t get f***ed up.
She took the blame so the guy wouldn’t get in trouble.
I jumped in first so they wouldn’t look like total d***heads.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Your best friend is begging you for toilet paper in the middle of a Minecraft battle, and you know they're going to die if they don’t get it.
'You're going to die if you don't get toilet paper!', @bestfriend23
He was yelling in the chat: 'I need TP or I'm dead!'
She screamed, 'I can’t finish the level without toilet paper!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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