Eat That Grass

Current Trending

4 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

When you beat someone so bad, they fall in a field with cows. They have no choice but to chow down on grass like it’s the last meal they’ll ever get.

I ate that grass so hard, he was eating grass by the time I finished.

That kid got eaten by the grass after I ran him over with my bike.

He got eaten by the grass after I told him to shut up.

When you don’t care what’s going on, and you just let everything happen like you’re a couch potato with no brain.

I don’t know what’s happening, I’m just eating grass.

I don’t care if the world is ending, I’m eating grass.

I had no opinion and just ate that grass.

When you leave the internet and go outside to be surrounded by real people and real grass instead of fake people and fake grass.

I touched grass and it changed my life forever.

I left the internet to eat that grass and I’ve never been happier.

I touched grass and my mom texted me.

When you try to make out with someone by putting a piece of grass in your mouth and hoping they do the same, like it’s some weird game of lips.

I tried to eat that grass and make out with her, but she just laughed at me.

He put a piece of grass in his mouth and I thought it was a kiss.

We were eating grass and I thought it was a romantic moment.

When you get tackled so hard, you end up face-down on the grass, and you start eating it because you’re too embarrassed to stand up.

He got tackled and started eating grass like it was a new hobby.

I got eaten by the grass after getting tackled in football.

He got face-down on the grass and just ate it like it was a snack.

When someone does something stupid, and you tell them to go eat grass because they’re too dumb to be anywhere near you.

He did something dumb and I told him to eat that grass.

She messed up and I said, ‘Eat that grass.’

He made a fool of himself and I told him to eat that grass.

When you yell ‘Eat that grass’ before you do something insane, like running into a wall or jumping off a cliff, and it becomes a meme for years.

I yelled ‘Eat that grass’ and jumped off the roof.

The sled gang said ‘Eat that grass’ and broke their legs.

He said ‘Eat that grass’ and ran into a wall like a madman.