Eat That Burger!

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A loud, proud way to show you love burgers more than anyone else. You yell it at people who are also eating burgers, like a feral animal in a food fight.
"Eat that burger!" I screamed at my cousin as he took the last bite of the cheeseburger.
At the burger joint, I yelled, "Eat that burger!" to the guy who took my last fry.
I screamed, "Eat that burger!" at my best friend because he ate my burger without asking.
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A British way to say you’re doing something stupid and proud of it. It’s like taking a wank and throwing it in someone’s face.
"You’re eating that burger like it’s your last meal? Eat that burger!" I said to my brother, who was eating like a pig.
My friend yelled, "Eat that burger!" at me because I was eating a burger in the middle of a math test.
I said, "Eat that burger!" to my neighbor, who was eating a burger while driving.
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What you say to someone who looks like they haven’t eaten in a month. It’s like telling them they’re a walking skeleton.
I told my skinny friend, "Eat that burger!" because he looked like he hadn’t eaten in a week.
My mom said, "Eat that burger!" to my brother because he looked like he had been through a war.
I yelled, "Eat that burger!" at my cousin because he looked like a zombie.
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Dressing up like a fat Elvis, wearing sunglasses, and giving a hooker a surprise from behind while eating a burger. It’s like a crazy scene from a bad movie.
I dressed up like a fat Elvis and yelled, "Eat that burger!" at the hooker.
My friend dressed up like a fat Elvis and gave a hooker a surprise from behind.
I wore sunglasses and ate a burger while giving a hooker a surprise from behind.
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Eating a burger without honey mustard, over and over again, like it’s the only thing you’ve ever known.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I ate it again, and again, and again.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I felt like I was in a trance.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I didn’t even notice the time passing.
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Eating a burger without honey mustard, like it’s the worst thing you could ever do.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and it was the saddest thing I’ve ever done.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I cried.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I felt like a loser.
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You just eat a burger without honey mustard. It’s like watching a movie that’s already been made.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and it was like watching a boring movie.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever done.
I ate a burger without honey mustard, and I didn’t even care.
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