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Singapore Sprite is like a soda so sweet it makes your teeth cry and your brain go soft

I drank that Sprite and now my tongue feels like it's on fire

My mom said I'd have to brush my teeth for an hour after that

I tried to drink it fast and it gave me a sugar high so strong I peed my pants

A surreal state is when your brain decides to take a nap in the middle of your math test and your dreams start talking to you

I was drawing dragons in my math test and got a zero

My teacher thought I was possessed

I woke up and my desk was covered in crayon scribbles

Forever unattainable means you’re chasing something that’s always just out of reach like a pizza that’s always one step ahead of you

I ran after that pizza for five blocks and it kept moving

I asked my dad for it and he said I had to do my homework first

Now I’m out of breath and still hungry