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You go face first into the ground like a doofus who forgot how to walk. You eat dirt, you eat crap, you just plain eat smacks.

I tripped over my own shoelace and faceplanted into the sidewalk. My face is now a sidewalk. #faceplantfail

He tried to run and fell like a tree. Now he's a pancake. #eatasmacks

She slipped on a banana peel and went full faceplant. Her hair is now a carpet. #smackface

Every time someone eats Smacks cereal, someone else says 'Yo te mate' in your ear like you're their personal victim.

I was eating my Smacks in class and my friend whispered 'Yo te mate' in my ear. I died inside. #smackslife

He ate Smacks in the cafeteria and my cousin whispered 'Yo te mate' in his ear. He turned into a tomato. #smacksruinlife

I was eating Smacks on the bus and a random kid whispered 'Yo te mate' in my ear. Now I have a headache and a new enemy. #smackslife