EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE

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A kid who eats poop and also likes to touch kids in weird places. A grown man who eats poop and got caught touching kids in weird places.

My cousin eats poop and flirts with kids at the park.

That guy in jail eats poop and got caught with a kid's underwear.

My neighbor eats poop and tried to kiss my little brother.

A poop-eating kid who also likes to peek up kids' pants. A poop-eating man who got sent to jail for peeking up kids' pants.

That kid eats poop and sneaks into the girls' bathroom.

My dad eats poop and got sent to jail for peeking up my sister's pants.

That guy eats poop and tried to peek up my cousin's pants at the bus stop.