Eat shit , derek.

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Tell that smelly piece of trash to go eat a big ol’ pile of poop, because he’s the worst.

My coworker spilled coffee on me. I texted him: 'Eat shit, derek.'

My brother called me a baby. I said, 'Eat shit, derek.'

My dog ate my homework. I yelled at the dog: 'Eat shit, derek.'

Scream this at any idiot who thinks they’re better than you. They aren’t.

My teacher gave me detention. I said, 'Eat shit, derek.'

My friend made fun of my hair. I yelled, 'Eat shit, derek.'

My mom said I was lazy. I said, 'Eat shit, derek.'

Use this phrase when someone makes your life a living hell.

My neighbor played loud music all night. I said, 'Eat shit, derek.'

My crush ignored me. I texted him, 'Eat shit, derek.'

My cat knocked over my cereal. I said, 'Eat shit, derek.'