Eat Shit Bob

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A loud and proud way for drunk guys in a bar to insult each other like they're in a medieval war.
'Eat Shit Bob' echoed through the bar as Steve threw his beer across the table.
At the end of the night, Mark yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' so loud the bartender heard him from the back.
When the group started arguing over who paid last time, someone yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' and the chaos began.
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A magical phrase that makes enemies turn into friends who still hate each other.
After a huge fight, they said 'Eat Shit Bob' and laughed like nothing happened.
The kids in the hallway used 'Eat Shit Bob' to start a new fight every day.
When the teacher walked in, the whole class said 'Eat Shit Bob' and got detention.
3
A secret code used by people who want to insult each other without being caught.
They whispered 'Eat Shit Bob' behind the teacher's back.
During lunch, the kids used 'Eat Shit Bob' to tease each other.
In the middle of a meeting, he said 'Eat Shit Bob' and everyone laughed.
4
A loud and dirty way to say goodbye when you're too angry to shake hands.
As he left, he yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' and slammed the door.
The kids said 'Eat Shit Bob' as they walked out of the classroom.
After the argument, she said 'Eat Shit Bob' and left without looking back.
5
A popular insult that people use when they're too lazy to think of anything else.
He said 'Eat Shit Bob' because he was too tired to be creative.
She used 'Eat Shit Bob' as her only reply to the whole conversation.
The man in the grocery store said 'Eat Shit Bob' and walked away.
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A special kind of insult that only the most ridiculous people can say with pride.
He said 'Eat Shit Bob' and smiled like he'd won the lottery.
The kid yelled 'Eat Shit Bob' and got a standing ovation from the class.
Even the dog barked 'Eat Shit Bob' when he heard it.
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