eat shit and die slow

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This is the original way to say someone should go out like a loser. You tell them to eat poop and take their time dying.

My mom told my brother to eat shit and die slow after he lost the video game battle.

My teacher said that to the kid who drew on the desk with permanent marker.

My friend’s dog got told to eat shit and die slow after he ate my homework.

When you want to make someone feel like they're going to suffer forever. Tell them to eat poop and drag it out.

I told my little brother to eat shit and die slow after he stole my snack.

My neighbor’s cat got told to eat shit and die slow after it scratched my door.

My dad told my cousin to eat shit and die slow after he failed the test.

This is the original way to make someone feel like they're going to be tortured. You tell them to eat poop and let it take all day.

I told my best friend to eat shit and die slow after he spilled my drink.

My mom told my dog to eat shit and die slow after he dug up my flower garden.

My teacher told the kid who talked too much to eat shit and die slow.

This is the original insult to say someone should go out like a total failure. You tell them to eat poop and make it last.

I told my little sister to eat shit and die slow after she lost the race.

My dad told my brother to eat shit and die slow after he broke my phone.

My teacher told the kid who didn’t do his homework to eat shit and die slow.

This is the original way to say someone should suffer the most. You tell them to eat poop and let it kill them slowly.

I told my dog to eat shit and die slow after he ate my shoes.

My mom told my dad to eat shit and die slow after he forgot my birthday.

My teacher told the kid who talked during the test to eat shit and die slow.

This is the original insult to say someone should go out like a total waste of time. You tell them to eat poop and take their time dying.

I told my friend to eat shit and die slow after he broke my chair.

My dad told my uncle to eat shit and die slow after he took my candy.

My teacher told the kid who didn’t do his homework to eat shit and die slow.