eat shit and die bitch

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A fancy way for gay men to tell other gay men they’re ugly, weak, and doomed to be forgotten.

You’re so ugly, I’d eat your face and die from the taste.

That outfit? Eat shit and die, you fashion disaster.

You’re so bad at dancing, I’d rather choke on a sock and die.

When one gay man tells another he’s so bad at life, he should just go eat some poop and expire.

You’re so bad at dating, I’d rather eat a raccoon’s poop and die.

You’re so ugly, I’d eat your hair and die from the horror.

You’re so weak, I’d eat your soul and die from the sadness.

A gay man’s ultimate insult to another gay man, meaning they’re so bad, they should just vanish from existence.

You’re so bad at makeup, I’d eat your face and die from the mess.

You’re so bad at singing, I’d eat your voice and die from the torture.

You’re so bad at fashion, I’d eat your wardrobe and die from the disaster.

When a gay man says another gay man is so bad, they should just go eat some garbage and disappear.

You’re so bad at cooking, I’d eat your food and die from the pain.

You’re so bad at parties, I’d eat your energy and die from the noise.

You’re so bad at being gay, I’d eat your whole life and die from the shame.

A gay man’s way of saying another gay man is so bad, they should just eat some poop and be done with it.

You’re so bad at dating, I’d eat your heart and die from the sorrow.

You’re so bad at being you, I’d eat your whole personality and die from the confusion.

You’re so bad at life, I’d eat your whole existence and die from the horror.

When one gay man tells another they’re so bad, they should just go eat a whole plate of poop and die forever.

You’re so bad at fashion, I’d eat your whole closet and die from the mess.

You’re so bad at being gay, I’d eat your whole life and die from the disaster.

You’re so bad at everything, I’d eat your whole soul and die from the pain.