Eat Seeking Missile

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A human trash can with a face who eats like it's the last day on Earth.
My cousin ate three pizzas and still asked for more. He’s like a monster with a stomach made of glue.
She devoured a whole cake in one go. I swear she’s planning to live inside a donut shop.
He ate so much he passed out. I think he’s gonna die in a burger wrapper.
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A walking buffet who eats so much it looks like a food fight broke out in their mouth.
At the party, he ate so fast he made a mess. It was like a food tornado hit him.
She ate six burgers and still had room for fries. I think she’s got a second stomach.
He ate like a beast. I don’t know how he can fit into his pants anymore.
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A person so obsessed with food they might as well be married to it.
He eats every hour like it’s a religious ritual. I think he’s gonna get a food tattoo.
She brought snacks to the movie. I think she’s planning to live off of popcorn forever.
He eats so much he’s like a food machine. I think he’s gonna explode.
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