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When you're so full of sh*t you're choking on your own teeth after getting curb stomped like a midget in a wrestling match.
You just got curb stomped and now you're coughing up your own teeth like a dog with a hairball.
He got curb stomped so hard his teeth came out and started walking around.
After the curb stomp, her teeth flew out and landed in a bowl of cereal.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When your teeth are so broken and messed up they look like they've been chewin' on gravel and also like they've been used to dig up graves.
Her teeth looked like they were chewin' on gravel and also like they were used to dig up graves.
His teeth looked like they were chewin' on gravel and also like they were used to dig up graves.
Her teeth looked like she had been chewing on gravel and also used to dig up graves.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The worst thing you can say to someone who thinks they're the smartest person in the room and also has the mouth of a sailor.
You just called him a button the lip and he yelled back like a sailor in a storm.
She said 'button the lip' and he replied like a sailor who just saw a ghost.
He called her a button the lip and she cussed him like a sailor in a hurricane.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Stop being a baby and take it like a man or a woman or a person who knows how to take a punch.
Stop being a baby and take it like a man.
Take it like a woman who's been through hell.
Take it like a person who's been through hell and back.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The most beautiful thing in the whole universe. It's like being in heaven and also getting a free pizza.
That moment was so beautiful, it felt like heaven and a free pizza.
The sunset was so beautiful, it felt like heaven and a free pizza.
That girl was so beautiful, it felt like heaven and a free pizza.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The worst thing you can say to someone who thinks they're the smartest person in the room and also has the mouth of a sailor, and also doesn't know when to shut up.
You said 'button the lip' and he kept talking like a sailor who doesn't know when to stop.
She said 'button the lip' and he kept talking like a sailor who just saw a ghost.
He called her a button the lip and she kept talking like a sailor who had no idea when to stop.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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