Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Licking a Chinese woman's snatch like she's a free buffet.

You know you're eating rice when your tongue is doing the work and your brain is on vacation.

He ate rice so hard, the waitress asked if he was trying to swallow the whole plate.

I told my cousin he was eating rice, and he said, 'I'm not eating rice, I'm eating gold.'

2

Eating rice builds muscle. Just don't look like a sad sack of noodles.

I tried to eat rice and build muscle, but I just looked like a sad sack of noodles.

That guy ate rice and built muscle, but I just ate rice and got a stomach.

My mom told me to eat rice and build muscle, but all I did was eat rice and got fat.

3

Tell someone to eat rice when you want them to shut up and leave.

I told my brother to eat rice, and he just walked out.

My boss told me to eat rice, and I did it right in front of him.

When I said 'eat rice,' my friend just said, 'I'm not eating rice, I'm eating your life.'

4

Using more chopsticks than needed. You're making a fool of yourself.

He used ten chopsticks to eat rice. I thought he was trying to build a bridge.

She used her feet to eat rice. I asked if she was trying to eat the floor.

I used my nose to eat rice. My friend said I was trying to sniff the food.

5

You want someone to lick your butt crack. That's what eating rice is.

I told my friend to eat rice, and he just licked my butt crack.

My sister said she was eating rice, but all she did was lick my butt crack.

I asked my mom to eat rice, and she just licked my butt crack.

6

Soft rice eaters are guys who don't want to work and just want to be fed by their girlfriends.

My cousin is a soft rice eater. He doesn't work, just eats and lays around.

That guy is a soft rice eater. He doesn't even know how to cook.

She's the soft rice eater of the group. She eats all day and does nothing.