eat randy

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When you dig into someone else’s snack like they’re not there

I saw him eat randy during lunch. The guy was eating my burger like I was dead.

She took the last chip from my plate and didn’t even say sorry.

He ate my pizza like it was his birthday and I was just a side dish.

When you take food from a dude like he’s a buffet and you’re the only customer

He walked up to my table and just started eating my fries like they were free.

I was eating my taco and he took a bite out of it like it was a dare.

She grabbed my nugget mid-bite and didn’t even blink.

When you eat another dude’s food like he’s your personal snack machine

He came over and just took a bite of my sandwich like it was his lunch.

She ate my burrito like it was her favorite food and I was just a background character.

He took my snack like it was a free gift and I was just a friend.

When you take another dude’s food like he’s not even there and you’re the king of the snack

He walked up and took my snack like I was invisible.

She took my snack like it was her right and I was just a snack provider.

He took my snack mid-bite like he was the snack king and I was just the snack.

When you eat someone else’s food like they’re not even there and you’re the snack god

He took my snack like I was dead and he was the snack god.

She ate my snack like it was a sacred ritual and I was just a snack offering.

He took my snack like it was the only thing that mattered and I was just a snack sacrifice.

When you take another dude’s food like he’s just a snack provider and you’re the snack king

He took my snack like I was a snack provider and he was the snack king.

She took my snack like I was a snack robot and she was the snack queen.

He took my snack like I was a snack slave and he was the snack emperor.