Eat Pray Love

This movie is about a rich, sad, self-centered ex-wife who goes on a worldwide trip to find her soul. She’s so clueless, she thinks her bad luck is a sign of destiny. The only thing she’s good at is eating spaghetti without making a mess. This movie is like watching a root canal in slow motion, and the ending is the worst: she finds love again, and it’s like watching a man get dragged into hell.

When a white person goes to a poor country and thinks they’re going to find themselves, but they just end up looking like a fool.

When you feel like you need to run away from your life and go somewhere fancy to eat, pray, and think about your problems.

When you suddenly decide to go to a faraway country all by yourself, just because you felt sad, and you post every meal like it’s the highlight of your life.