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when your poop is so lazy it just sits there like it owns the toilet seat and won’t move even after you flush it like a rude customer

My poop stayed on the seat like it was waiting for a tip.

I flushed the toilet and my poop just stared back at me like I was a bad employee.

My poop wouldn’t leave even after I yelled at it.

On April 16th, you get to poop anywhere and then eat it like it's a gourmet meal and you're the king of the poop realm

I pooped on my teacher’s desk and ate it like it was a five-star restaurant.

My friend pooped on the bus and ate it like it was a snack.

I pooped in my mom’s soup and ate it like it was a surprise.

when a fake baka or a sussy baka takes money to eat poop like it’s a job and not a crime against humanity

That guy eats poop for money and it’s so gross it makes me cry.

My cousin eats poop for cash and I hate him.

That sussy baka is eating poop and I’m gonna report him.

when you dream about eating poop and it’s so real you actually buy a car just to make it stop

I dreamt about eating poop and bought a car because it was that bad.

My sister had a poop dream and bought a car just to get out of it.

I started eating poop in my sleep and bought a car just to stop it.

a weirdo who thinks urban dictionary is the best thing since sliced bread and hates pokimane with the passion of a thousand angry monkeys

That guy lives on urban dictionary and hates pokimane like it’s a religion.

My friend thinks urban dictionary is better than the internet and hates pokimane.

That weirdo eats urban dictionary and hates pokimane like it’s a sport.

when you tell a lie so hard you think it’s real and then say eat my poop like you’re trying to make them cry

I told my mom I won the lottery and said eat my poop when she believed me.

I lied to my friend about being rich and said eat my poop when he believed me.

I told my teacher I was the president and said eat my poop when he believed me.

a competition where people fight to eat as much poop as they can in 32 minutes and 16 seconds like it’s a war and they’re all mad

My friend ate so much poop he passed out after 32 minutes and 16 seconds.

I ate poop for 32 minutes and 16 seconds and my face looked like a toilet.

That guy ate so much poop he won the war and now he’s king of the poop realm.