Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to suck a chick’s snatch like it’s the last peach on Earth

My cousin ate peaches so hard he got a stomach ache and a new nickname.

My friend’s girlfriend said, 'Eat peaches or get out.' He ate peaches and never left.

He ate peaches in the school parking lot and got caught by the principal.

2

from a fancy poem where a guy asks if he should eat a peach or just stay a loser

My teacher said, 'Eat peaches or you’ll fail English.' I ate peaches and passed.

He said, 'I can’t eat peaches,' and got rejected by his crush.

My brother’s English project was about eating peaches and getting rejected.

3

when you go down on a girl so hard it feels like you’re eating a peach with a mouth full of dirt

My friend went down on his crush and said, 'I ate peaches so hard I got a mouth full of dirt.'

At the party, I ate peaches and got a new nickname: Peach King.

She said, 'You ate peaches and I loved it.' I said, 'Thanks, I love you too.'

4

when a lesbian tells a teacher to eat a peach and then kicks them out of the classroom

My cousin kicked the teacher out and said, 'Eat peaches or get kicked out.'

At school, the teacher said, 'Eat peaches,' and my friend got kicked out.

She told the teacher, 'Eat peaches, or I’ll eat you.' The teacher ran away.

5

when you eat ass so much it feels like you’re eating peaches all day long

He ate peaches all day and said, 'I love eating peaches more than eating ass.'

At the mall, he said, 'I ate peaches all day and I still have more to eat.'

She said, 'I ate peaches for eight hours straight and I’m still hungry.'

6

from a movie where a guy eats peaches for hours and looks like he’s been through hell

My brother watched the movie and said, 'I want to eat peaches for hours.'

At the theater, I said, 'I would eat peaches for hours if I had the chance.'

He said, 'I ate peaches for hours and still had more to eat.'

7

when Congress gives a peach to Trump and he says, 'Nope, I won’t eat it, I’m a peach king.'

Congress gave Trump a peach and he said, 'I won’t eat it, I’m a peach king.'

He said, 'I ate peaches and I still have more to eat.'

Congress gave him a peach and he said, 'I’m the peach king, not a peach eater.'