Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie

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A Jamaican man with a mouth so big it could swallow a goat. He got a follow from Nicki Minaj after he called her a fat flamingo.
He texted Nicki: 'You look like a bag of chips in a dress.' She followed him back.
He DM'd her: 'You got more layers than my grandma's cake.'
He posted: 'Nicki Minaj is just a fancy version of me.'
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A guy from Jamaica who talks so much it sounds like a goat on a treadmill. He married Playboimatatta and made Nicki Minaj blush.
He told Nicki: 'You ain't no queen, you're just a queen with a bad diet.'
He posted: 'Playboimatatta is my love. Nicki Minaj is my joke.'
He texted Nicki: 'You’re like a goat with a crown.'
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A Jamaican man so loud he could wake up the dead. He married Playboimatatta and got a follow from Nicki Minaj because he called her a 'fat flamingo.'
He DM'd Nicki: 'You’re like a goat wearing a dress.'
He posted: 'Nicki Minaj is just a goat with a better makeup team.'
He texted her: 'You got more layers than my grandma’s cake.'
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