eat or yeet

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Choosing between shoving food in your face or flinging it like a projectile at someone who dared you

I ate the pizza. Then I yeeted it at my friend because he said I’d look fat.

The taco was too spicy. I ate it. Then I yeeted it at the principal.

I had a burger. Then I yeeted it at my mom because she wouldn’t stop talking.

Going to a party just for the snacks and ditching everyone once you’ve devoured everything in sight

I went to the party for the pizza. I ate it. Then I left before anyone could talk to me.

The cake was my main goal. I ate it. Then I walked out like I owned the place.

I went to the birthday bash for the chips. I ate them all. Then I left before anyone could say anything.

Chowing down and then bolting out of the place before anyone can ask for the bill

I ate my whole meal. Then I ran out like I was being chased by a giant chicken.

I devoured my dinner. Then I sprinted out before the waiter could even blink.

I gobbled up my food. Then I dashed out like I had a date with a pizza delivery man.

Stuffing your face so full you have to puke it all back out

I ate three burgers. Then I threw up in the sink like it was my job.

I devoured a whole pizza. Then I puked it out like it was a competition.

I ate a whole cake. Then I vomited it out like I was trying to win a bet.

Being hungry, but eating will make you puke. Usually when you're hungover or sick

I was hungry, but I knew eating would make me vomit. So I just stared at the food.

I wanted a sandwich, but I was too sick. So I just sat there like a sad potato.

I was hungry, but I didn’t want to puke. So I just drank water like it was my life.