eat one for the team

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When your significant other looks like a donut and you pretend to eat their food so they don't get fat and you don't have to see it.

My girlfriend looks like a pizza box. I eat her food so she doesn't turn into a meatball.

He’s eating my fries like he’s saving my life. I just want to die in peace.

She’s shoving her face into a cake. I’m eating it for her. I’m doing this for the team.

You take the bite so your partner doesn't have to. It's like you're the human trash can for their gluttony.

I took the last bite of pizza so she wouldn't eat it and look like a buffalo.

He took the burger so I wouldn't get fat and turn into a sofa.

She took the cake so I wouldn't have to see it and cry.

You're the human garbage disposal for your significant other's questionable eating choices.

She ate the whole cake. I took the last slice so I wouldn’t have to watch her turn into a dessert.

He ate the whole pizza. I took one piece so I wouldn’t have to see him die.

She shoveled her face into the burger. I took it so I wouldn’t have to watch it.

You eat for your partner so they don't look like they just got hit by a truck full of snacks.

She ate the whole pie. I took the last piece so I wouldn’t have to see her turn into a pie.

He ate the entire cake. I took the last bite so I wouldn’t have to watch him die.

She took the whole burger. I took the last bite so I wouldn’t have to see her turn into a meatball.

You're the food martyr for your love's questionable eating habits.

I took the last bite of pizza so she wouldn’t get fat and look like a meatball.

He ate the whole burger. I took the last bite so I wouldn’t have to watch him die.

She ate the whole cake. I took the last piece so I wouldn’t have to see her turn into a dessert.

You eat so your partner doesn't look like they just got dragged through a buffet.

She took the whole pizza. I took the last piece so I wouldn’t have to see her turn into a pizza box.

He ate the whole burger. I took the last bite so I wouldn’t have to watch him die.

She ate the whole cake. I took the last piece so I wouldn’t have to see her turn into a dessert.