Eat n' Park

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A fancy place where the food is good and the workers laugh at you while they give you smilie cookies. Big tattooed guys wink at each other like they’re planning a bunny roast.
My date said it was a 'romantic vibe' when I got a smilie cookie. I got a migraine.
The guy in the corner was eating a bunny. I think he was high.
The manager smiled so much, I think he broke a tooth.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A place that serves okay food during the day but at night it’s just drunks screaming and greeters shoving you at tables that look like they haven’t been cleaned since the ’80s.
I asked for a clean table. The greeter said, 'You look like you can handle this.'
The table was sticky, I got a face full of ketchup.
The drunks started a fight over a piece of toast.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A 24-hour diner that smells like burnt bacon and regret. The food is okay if it’s breakfast, but at night it’s just teenagers and punks smoking in the corner and not ordering anything.
I came in at 1 a. m. and saw a group of punks smoking and drinking soda.
The teenager next to me ordered a milkshake and a cheeseburger. I didn’t.
The smoking section smelled like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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