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what a man yells when he sees someone wearing his ex's clothes and still smells like her breakfast food

Bro, I saw your ex at the mall wearing your old hoodie and still eating waffles for breakfast. Eat my tits, dude.

My dad saw my mom's friend at the grocery store wearing my dad's old shirt. He screamed 'Eat my tits, you old cow!'

My cousin's ex came to his house for dinner. He yelled 'Eat my tits!' and threw a salad at her.

when your mom is too busy crying about her divorce to remember to give you your xbox one

My mom was sobbing about her ex at 3 a. m. I asked for my xbox one. She said, 'Eat my tits, I don't even know what that is.'

My mom forgot my birthday because she was too busy eating ice cream and crying. I said, 'Eat my tits, Mom!'

I asked for my xbox one. My mom said, 'Eat my tits, I'm too busy crying about my ex's new cat.'