eat my socks

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Tell someone to be quiet by saying they should eat their socks because they’re so annoying.
My little brother kept screaming through my headphones. Eat my socks, I said.
My friend’s mom yelled at me for texting during church. Eat my socks, I said back.
I got a D on my math test. Eat my socks, I said to my teacher.
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When someone is so loud it’s like they’re trying to eat their socks and it’s gross.
My neighbor’s dog barked all night. Eat my socks, I said.
My friend’s cousin talked the entire game. Eat my socks, I said to him.
The teacher’s voice was like a scream. Eat my socks, I said.
3
Saying someone should eat their socks because they’re so dumb it’s like they’re made of socks.
I got tricked into thinking 2+2 was 5. Eat my socks, I said.
My friend believed the sky was green. Eat my socks, I said to him.
I thought the pizza was a math problem. Eat my socks, I said.
4
You tell someone to shut up by telling them to eat their socks because they’re so loud they’re like a screaming sock.
My brother’s music was like a scream. Eat my socks, I said.
My friend’s mom screamed at me for eating lunch. Eat my socks, I said.
My dog barked at the mailman. Eat my socks, I said.
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When someone is so annoying it’s like they’re eating socks and it’s the worst thing ever.
My little brother kept poking me. Eat my socks, I said.
My teacher kept yelling at me. Eat my socks, I said.
My friend kept asking me questions. Eat my socks, I said.
6
You tell someone to shut up by saying they should eat their socks because they’re so annoying they’re like a sock that’s been stepped on.
My friend kept talking during my video game. Eat my socks, I said.
My little sister kept asking me questions. Eat my socks, I said.
My dog kept barking at my neighbor. Eat my socks, I said.
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