Eat My Shorts

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A cartoon kid's way of telling someone to go to hell and chew up his pants like a dog.
"Eat my shorts!" he yelled, then went back to playing video games and eating donuts.
He screamed it at the teacher after she gave him a detention for drawing on the desk.
He said it to his brother when he took his last snack.
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A less gross version of telling someone to eat your butt, used in a movie about rich kids who hate each other.
He said it to his best friend after they got into a huge fight in the hallway.
She yelled it at him during lunch when he stole her sandwich.
He said it after she told him he looked like a raccoon.
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Giving someone your pants to eat, like you're trying to get rid of them.
He said it to his little brother when he spilled juice on his shirt.
She told her friend after she took all the candy.
He said it when his friend ruined his lunch.
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A cartoon kid's way of saying he wants someone to eat his pants because he's mad.
He said it after his mom took away his video game.
He yelled it at his brother for stealing his snack.
He said it when his teacher gave him a time-out.
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A funny movie series from Montreal where people make other people laugh and say weird stuff.
He watched it on a rainy day and laughed until he cried.
She said it was the best thing she had ever seen.
He said it was funnier than his brother's jokes.
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A cartoon kid's clean version of telling someone to eat his butt.
He said it when his friend called him a nerd.
He yelled it after his teacher called him lazy.
He said it when his brother took his last snack.
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Bart Simpson is super mad and tells you to eat his shorts before he skates away and gets bored.
He said it when his mom took away his video game.
He yelled it at his brother for stealing his snack.
He said it after he failed his math test.
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