Eat-my-shit (EMS) Syndrome

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A disease that makes you want to poop your guts out into a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge like it's a shrine

My mom has EMS Syndrome. She poops in a Tupperware and leaves it in the fridge for weeks.

I got EMS Syndrome at lunch. My Tupperware is now a time capsule.

EMS Syndrome hit me at 3 PM. I had to poop in a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge for my dog to find later.

When you feel so gross you need to dump your whole gut into a Tupperware and store it in the fridge like it's a treasure

I had EMS Syndrome during my Zoom call. I had to dump my guts into a Tupperware and hide it in the fridge.

EMS Syndrome hit me during my morning coffee. I had to poop in a Tupperware and leave it in the fridge for my sister.

I got EMS Syndrome at work. I had to dump my guts in a Tupperware and hide it in the fridge for my boss to find.

A sickness that makes you want to poop so much you use a Tupperware and stick it in the fridge like it's a holy relic

I got EMS Syndrome while playing video games. I had to poop in a Tupperware and put it in the fridge for my brother to find later.

My friend has EMS Syndrome. She poops in a Tupperware and sticks it in the fridge like it's a holy relic.

EMS Syndrome hit me in the middle of my math test. I had to dump my guts in a Tupperware and stick it in the fridge.