eat my salad

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When you chew someone's butt like it's a bag of chips.

My brother said 'eat my salad' after I told him his butt smelled like a trash can.

She screamed 'eat my salad' because he stuck his finger in her butt.

He said 'eat my salad' after I called his butt a toilet.

The act of taking a big bite out of someone’s butt like it’s a sandwich.

My mom said 'eat my salad' because I told her she had a butt full of dirt.

He yelled 'eat my salad' after I showed him a picture of his butt.

She said 'eat my salad' when I told her her butt was louder than a fire truck.

When you bite someone’s butt so hard you could chew through a wall.

He said 'eat my salad' after I called his butt a chicken nugget.

She said 'eat my salad' because I stuck my tongue in her butt.

My dad said 'eat my salad' when I told him his butt was a cheeseburger.