eat my root

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1
To make a guy look like a fool in front of everyone. It’s like giving him a wedgie in public and then telling everyone he’s a fag.
I ate your root in front of your whole class.
He tried to impress me, so I ate his root in the cafeteria.
I ate your root during the school talent show and you cried.
2
To embarrass a guy so bad he wants to die. It’s like when you spill his lunch all over his shirt and laugh while he cries.
I ate your root in front of your mom.
He tried to flirt with me, so I ate his root in the hallway.
I ate your root during lunch and he got suspended.
3
To make a guy feel like a total loser. It’s like when you beat him up and then tell everyone he’s a wimp.
I ate your root in front of the whole football team.
He said he was tough, so I ate his root in the gym.
I ate your root during the math test and he failed.
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To publicly shame a guy until he wants to hide. It’s like when you tell everyone his secret and laugh at him.
I ate your root in front of your friends.
He tried to be cool, so I ate his root at the party.
I ate your root during homeroom and he blushed.
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To make a guy look like a total idiot. It’s like when you trip him in front of everyone and call him a dweeb.
I ate your root in front of the principal.
He tried to be smart, so I ate his root in class.
I ate your root during the science fair and he cried.
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