Eat my poop

Current Trending

3 views · Added 15d ago · 5 definitions

A stupid thing to shout when you’re making up a total fake story about someone’s stupid behavior, and you want them to know you’re joking, but they’re too dumb to get it.

You tell your friend you saw his dog eating his mom’s face. He believes it. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

Your cousin says your uncle got married to a chicken. You laugh and say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you were kidnapped by aliens. She asks for proof. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

What you yell when you're making up total nonsense, and you’re hoping the person you're talking to will finally understand you're being silly.

Your friend says your brother turned into a robot. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your mom you’re dating a ghost. She believes you. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re the president of the United States. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Something you scream when you're lying through your teeth and you want the other person to know you're not serious, but they still think you're crazy.

You tell your friend you were arrested for stealing pizza. He asks for a receipt. You scream, 'Eat my poop!'

Your cousin says your dog stole your lunch. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re a wizard. She says, 'Show me.' You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A dumb way to say you're joking when you're telling a total fake story, and you hope the person you're talking to realizes you're just messing with them.

You tell your friend you got a pet dragon. He believes it. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

Your brother says your dad got a tattoo of a taco. You laugh and say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re a time traveler. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

What you yell when you’re being totally fake and you want the other person to know you’re just messing with them, but they still think you’re a total loser.

You tell your friend you got a job at a chicken restaurant. He asks for a business card. You yell, 'Eat my poop!'

Your brother says your dad got a pet goat. You say, 'Eat my poop!'

You tell your teacher you’re the richest person in the world. She says, 'Prove it.' You say, 'Eat my poop!'

by Slangipedia 15d ago