Eat my Hoagie

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You yell this when someone says something so dumb it makes you want to grab a foot-long sandwich and force it down their throat like they’re a kid who forgot to do their homework.

My math teacher said 2 + 2 is 5. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

My little brother tried to explain the plot of The Matrix. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

My mom said I should eat veggies. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You scream this when someone is so clueless it’s like they just woke up from a nap and forgot how to breathe.

My friend said the moon is made of cheese. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

My dog tried to talk to me. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

My neighbor said he can fly. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You shout this when someone is so dumb it feels like you’re fighting a sandwich that’s trying to take over your brain.

My dad said the sky is green. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

My crush asked me if I knew what a hoagie was. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

My brother said I should live in a tree. I said, 'Eat my hoagie.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago