eat my hang

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Hang is a pecker and eat is a way to swallow it whole while laughing at the person who gave it to you.

'Eat my hang' he said after I told him his joke was worse than his gym class.

She yelled 'Eat my hang' after he tripped into a puddle.

He texted 'Eat my hang' after I beat him in a video game.

Hang is a flaccid member and eat is when you take it in like a big bite of hot dog.

He said 'Eat my hang' after I laughed at his failed attempt at a magic trick.

She posted 'Eat my hang' after he ate her lunch.

He DM'd 'Eat my hang' after I outsmarted him in a riddle.

Hang is a soft sausage and eat is when you bite it like it’s the last piece of pizza.

He said 'Eat my hang' after I told him he looked like a soggy pizza crust.

She sent 'Eat my hang' after he took her spot in line.

He texted 'Eat my hang' after I beat him at chess.

Hang is a limp noodle and eat is when you take it in like a big bite of spaghetti.

He yelled 'Eat my hang' after I told him he was the worst at math.

She posted 'Eat my hang' after he stole her seat.

He DM'd 'Eat my hang' after I outsmarted him in a trivia game.

Hang is a weak member and eat is when you chew it like it's the last piece of cake.

He said 'Eat my hang' after I told him his hair was worse than his grades.

She sent 'Eat my hang' after he took her snack.

He texted 'Eat my hang' after I beat him at a dance-off.