Eat my gash

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A fancy way for a lady to tell you she’s about to slap your face with her snatch.
My mom said, 'Eat my gash' after I failed math again.
He said 'Eat my gash' when I stole his last donut.
She yelled 'Eat my gash' when he parked in her spot.
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When a lady is so mad she’s ready to kiss your face with her butt.
He said 'Eat my gash' when he spilled coffee on her shirt.
She told me 'Eat my gash' after I broke her phone.
He said 'Eat my gash' when he forgot her birthday.
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A lady’s way of telling you she’s going to stuff your face with her hole.
She said 'Eat my gash' when he cheated on her.
He told me 'Eat my gash' after I ate his lunch.
He said 'Eat my gash' when he took her favorite toy.
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