eat my fuckin dick bitch

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I’ll stuff my cock down your throat and let you choke on it like a fat kid at a buffet
My mom said that after I failed math again
My crush told me that when I asked him out
My dog said that after I stepped on his tail
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You’re gonna be my dinner and I’m gonna make you swallow it like a bad pizza
My brother said that when I took his last slice of pizza
My teacher said that when I fell asleep in class
My ex said that when I showed up at her wedding
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I’m gonna force you to lick my toes and then eat my cock like it’s a soggy bagel
My cousin said that when I ate his sandwich
My friend said that when I ruined his party
My neighbor said that when I yelled at his cat
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