eat my feelings

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You scarf down so much food it feels like your feelings are getting digested and thrown away like bad pizza crust.

I ate six burgers because my ex broke up with me and my feelings were too strong to handle.

She cried so hard she ate a whole cake and then yelled at the cake.

He got suspended and ate a whole bag of chips like it was a punishment.

You're so sad or angry you eat like you're trying to win a eating contest and your feelings are the opponent.

I ate a whole pizza because my mom yelled at me and I felt like dying.

She was heartbroken and ate three tacos and a bag of candy.

He got fired and ate a whole bag of popcorn like it was a job.

You're so messed up in the head you eat just to shut your feelings up and maybe curse them while you're at it.

I ate a whole bag of cookies because my feelings were screaming and I didn't want to hear them.

She was so confused she ate a sandwich and then called her mom crying.

He got dumped and ate a whole pie like it was a goodbye letter.