Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to tell someone their butt is so big it should be a food group

My mom just said 'eat my doonies' after I stole her lasagna.

He called me a donut and said I should eat his doonies.

She said my butt looked like a bakery and told me to eat her doonies.

2

to make someone think their backside is so big it could feed a whole family

My brother said my doonies were so big they could feed his whole team.

She said my butt was so big it could start a restaurant.

He told me to eat his doonies because they looked like a buffet.

3

to insult someone by telling them their butt is so big it should have its own island

He said my doonies were so big they could be their own country.

She told me to eat my doonies because they looked like a tropical paradise.

My dad said my butt was so big it should have a flag.

4

to tell someone they should swallow their backside because it’s so big

She told me to eat my doonies and swallow them whole.

He said my butt was so big it should be a snack.

My friend said my doonies were so big they could be a meal.

5

to call someone's butt so huge it should have its own planet

He said my doonies were so big they should be a planet.

She told me to eat my doonies because they looked like a new galaxy.

My brother said my butt could be a space mission.

6

to tell someone their butt is so big it should be a religion

She said my doonies were so big they could be worshipped.

He told me to eat my doonies because they were sacred.

My mom said my butt should be a religion.