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to make someone swallow your penis like it's a goddamn snack
My mom said eat my dick when I spilled cereal on her floor.
He said eat my dick after I called him a chicken.
My cousin screamed eat my dick when I took his last cookie.
eat my dick
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what you say when you want to make someone’s face turn red from embarrassment
I told my teacher eat my dick when she gave me detention for no reason.
My brother said eat my dick when I told him he looked like a donkey.
I told my crush eat my dick when he asked me out and I said no.
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the best way to shut someone up when they are being a pain in the ass
I texted my ex eat my dick when he kept bugging me about our break up.
I said eat my dick in the DMs when my crush kept messaging me.
I told my friend eat my dick when he kept making fun of my hair.
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something my gay friend Joel says when he is mad or just being a pain
Joel said eat my dick when I ate his last burger.
Joel said eat my dick when I told him he looked like a flamingo.
Joel said eat my dick when he saw me with his crush.
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the most vulgar way to tell someone to go to hell and take their face with them
I said eat my fuckin dick bitch when my mom yelled at me for my grades.
He said eat my fuckin dick bitch when he failed his math test.
She said eat my fuckin dick bitch when she saw my crush with her best friend.